Today i had a vist from a sparky at work, he came into do a routine check or something i wasn't really listening to tell you the truth. He had a ll the right papers so i let him get on with it. He set up his laptop and everything as going grand until he started asking me daft questions, like has this system been here for 20 years? I'm 23 if it has i was 3 when it was installed how do i know at that point in my life i was happy taking a dump by myself nevermind knowing if the electric system at my future work was been installed.
As he asked me these questions i couldn't help but notice he was touching himself he started with his backside which i thought fair enough everyone needs a scratch now and then but then he moved to a place called palmdale, i then noticed now that i had woken up a fair bit he wasn't wearing anything under his overalls, i can tell you i was having flash backs to when the gay guy who wanted me to "rest in his bed" in a past job but that another story, he carried on but everytime he stopped to talk to me he was grabbing his member and letting out a sigh when he was finished!!!
Sweat now pouring from my brow i had a healthy fear of man love deep in my heart i frantically texted Hel knowing if i seemed busy he would stop talking to me toilet sanctuary was not an option. This worked briefly until the replies fell silent seems she was at work i will let her off, so back he went to talking and touching himself. He had now undone a few button saying he was hot!
I now reached for the nearest Sharp object if Mr Peeps came out to play he was changing religion that's for sure, finally he packed up his stuff and went away but not before rubbing his love pump and trying to shake my hand, he didn't get a handshake that's for sure.
Kicking him out the door my backside and I both breathed a sigh of relief. I don't know why i keep getting these weirdo's i just wish it would stop, I have lost enough hair Already!!!!
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