Today i had a vist from a sparky at work, he came into do a routine check or something i wasn't really listening to tell you the truth. He had a ll the right papers so i let him get on with it. He set up his laptop and everything as going grand until he started asking me daft questions, like has this system been here for 20 years? I'm 23 if it has i was 3 when it was installed how do i know at that point in my life i was happy taking a dump by myself nevermind knowing if the electric system at my future work was been installed.
As he asked me these questions i couldn't help but notice he was touching himself he started with his backside which i thought fair enough everyone needs a scratch now and then but then he moved to a place called palmdale, i then noticed now that i had woken up a fair bit he wasn't wearing anything under his overalls, i can tell you i was having flash backs to when the gay guy who wanted me to "rest in his bed" in a past job but that another story, he carried on but everytime he stopped to talk to me he was grabbing his member and letting out a sigh when he was finished!!!
Sweat now pouring from my brow i had a healthy fear of man love deep in my heart i frantically texted Hel knowing if i seemed busy he would stop talking to me toilet sanctuary was not an option. This worked briefly until the replies fell silent seems she was at work i will let her off, so back he went to talking and touching himself. He had now undone a few button saying he was hot!
I now reached for the nearest Sharp object if Mr Peeps came out to play he was changing religion that's for sure, finally he packed up his stuff and went away but not before rubbing his love pump and trying to shake my hand, he didn't get a handshake that's for sure.
Kicking him out the door my backside and I both breathed a sigh of relief. I don't know why i keep getting these weirdo's i just wish it would stop, I have lost enough hair Already!!!!
Thursday, 18 October 2007
Tuesday, 16 October 2007
That Time Of Year
It's that time of year again, when we prepare to celebrate no not Halloween, it's Christmas!!!! sorry i mean Winterville don't want to offend anyone now do we (altogether now WANKERS), by now your probably looking at the date and thinking wtf!?
You see i work in retail and i have just found out that my Christmas this year starts on October 31st, yes that's right for the next two months i have gotta spread good will to all men. Well you know what this year it can go do one!!! There is no way I'm hanging bits of holly in the window when its not even December! Granted its not the worse thing we have had in the window, last year we had a reindeer who looked like Santa had been playing hide the sausage with, the year before that we had a pissed up Santa who looked like he wanted to give all the children a special present!
So anyway people wonder why everyone in retail looks like they have been violated by Red Rum in the last week of December, well i will tell you. It's because after two months of Slade, Bing Crosby etc... The words Merry Christmas send us into a blind fury! It's like someone walking over to me with a big beaming smile and saying "Hey i have just humped your mother and you know what here's the video for you to watch!!!"
AHHHHHH sod off you happy soul i have been stuck in this living hell for two bastarding months, so go off to your office party, bang that munta who smells a little funny, drink yourself stupid and give useless tat to your loved one's.
As for me i will be following the wise words of Kevin Bloody Wilson "shove your Christmas up your arse ho ho fucking ho"
You see i work in retail and i have just found out that my Christmas this year starts on October 31st, yes that's right for the next two months i have gotta spread good will to all men. Well you know what this year it can go do one!!! There is no way I'm hanging bits of holly in the window when its not even December! Granted its not the worse thing we have had in the window, last year we had a reindeer who looked like Santa had been playing hide the sausage with, the year before that we had a pissed up Santa who looked like he wanted to give all the children a special present!
So anyway people wonder why everyone in retail looks like they have been violated by Red Rum in the last week of December, well i will tell you. It's because after two months of Slade, Bing Crosby etc... The words Merry Christmas send us into a blind fury! It's like someone walking over to me with a big beaming smile and saying "Hey i have just humped your mother and you know what here's the video for you to watch!!!"
AHHHHHH sod off you happy soul i have been stuck in this living hell for two bastarding months, so go off to your office party, bang that munta who smells a little funny, drink yourself stupid and give useless tat to your loved one's.
As for me i will be following the wise words of Kevin Bloody Wilson "shove your Christmas up your arse ho ho fucking ho"
Sunday, 14 October 2007
Welcome
Hello there and welcome,
I would say this is my blog but that's pretty bloody obvious seems your reading it and if you have stumbled across it then I'm sorry to disappoint you but there is no porn here. I would like to start off with a warning if you are offend by or have:
Swearing
Anything UN-PC (if you are slow PC as in political correctness, not personal computer)
A deep routed religious view
A love of the elderly
If you are a hippy
A love of children
A high morale standpoint
then i would advise you to not read this as you will not enjoy its contents, go on click the x in the top right corner find something to your liking like maybe saving a rare piece of grass or something i don't know whatever floats your boat.
Right now that all the do gooding wankers,religious fruit cakes and carers of the elderly have gone we can carry one
ABOUT BOGDAN
You will often here me referring to Bogdan.Bogdan came into my life many years ago, he is a being of mythical qualities spreading good and preforming miracles around the land, his first been turning a white towel into a blue one, he speaks a language few can understand however after many years studying him i have started to understand a few worlds conversation can be difficult, i will reveal more about Bogdan as time goes by including my introduction to Bogdan the Pilot.
ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN
I work with the christian and she is a constant bane in my life, i can honestly say i have never met anyone in my life who winds me up to the same degree. She is also the most anal person i have ever met, i call here a Christan however i am a firm believer that she is part of a cult who meet in a scout hut once a week to praise the lord above, to say there abit more extreme then your usual church goers is like saying Americans are just festively plump, I'm sure i will comment about her in the future so its best i say who she is now.
As the days and weeks go by i will update you on whats going on,whats pissed me off and delve further into the world of Bogdan. See you again and hail Bogdan
I would say this is my blog but that's pretty bloody obvious seems your reading it and if you have stumbled across it then I'm sorry to disappoint you but there is no porn here. I would like to start off with a warning if you are offend by or have:
Swearing
Anything UN-PC (if you are slow PC as in political correctness, not personal computer)
A deep routed religious view
A love of the elderly
If you are a hippy
A love of children
A high morale standpoint
then i would advise you to not read this as you will not enjoy its contents, go on click the x in the top right corner find something to your liking like maybe saving a rare piece of grass or something i don't know whatever floats your boat.
Right now that all the do gooding wankers,religious fruit cakes and carers of the elderly have gone we can carry one
ABOUT BOGDAN
You will often here me referring to Bogdan.Bogdan came into my life many years ago, he is a being of mythical qualities spreading good and preforming miracles around the land, his first been turning a white towel into a blue one, he speaks a language few can understand however after many years studying him i have started to understand a few worlds conversation can be difficult, i will reveal more about Bogdan as time goes by including my introduction to Bogdan the Pilot.
ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN
I work with the christian and she is a constant bane in my life, i can honestly say i have never met anyone in my life who winds me up to the same degree. She is also the most anal person i have ever met, i call here a Christan however i am a firm believer that she is part of a cult who meet in a scout hut once a week to praise the lord above, to say there abit more extreme then your usual church goers is like saying Americans are just festively plump, I'm sure i will comment about her in the future so its best i say who she is now.
As the days and weeks go by i will update you on whats going on,whats pissed me off and delve further into the world of Bogdan. See you again and hail Bogdan
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